whatafuckinfamilypicture: My senior quote was Kanye West’s part in “E.T.”
thatwassexual: the wide awake video
everyone else's anons: omg you're so beautiful like wow i love you your blog is my religion can i marry you please? your music taste is asdfghjkl and your HAIR omg i want your hair and have you even looked at your eyes wow please you're perfect marry me
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joydivsion: walks into the bathroom with laptop
whatafuckinfamilypicture: More like 50 Shades of Your Mom
me: *forgets to text everyone back*
Everybody’s waiting for you to breakdown Everybody’s watching to see the...– Eyes Open, Taylor Swift (via allkindsofquotes)
on the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying
crappiest: summer 2012 exactly how i expected it to be
superbase: don’t be rude, send a nude
childservices: a boyfriend? in this economy?
Holding hands with strangers prank wish I had the balls to do dumb shit like this
I was really disappointed when I turned 16 and my grandmother didn’t tell me I was the crown princess of genovia
fatggot: where does poop go? Poop heaven? makes u think