June 2012
annelli0t:
wanna hear a joke
gossip girl
du4ne:
i hope you didnt expect funny original posts when you followed me
joceln:
canada looks really broken
u ok canada
buttgenie:
do you think Adele is sick of hearing all of her songs too
mandarkslab:
I like LGBT sandwiches
mom: where are you going its almost midnight
me: out
nicoosuxx:
Walmart: Let’s buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open
me: no trust me he's really attractive google images is just giving us bad results
lokimecrazy:
wow literally me
May 2012
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
tabit:
drowning in aloe vera
parishiltonsexslave:
IM CRYING
overplayedsong:
calling your parents by their first names because you’re sassy and cannot be tamed
shavingryansprivates:
the best 52 seconds in film history