lampsarepeople2: craigslisthottie: only in canada OH MY FUCKING
teacher: you failed your test
me: you failed to educate
-smacks teacher in face, run up and down the class high-fiving everybody i go past, jumps on teachers desk, and shits while screaming yolo-
niggaimdeadass: Rihanna passed away.
thefeltonarmy: I searched Shia LeBeouf in...
microwavepizzaoven: rare photograph of sarah jessica parker assaulting paparazzi
i am like a goldfish everybody loves me in the first 2 weeks but after that they ignore me and flush me down a toilet while i’m sleeping
odair: i’m assuming you’re a 40 year old pedophile if this is your icon
Me: I think I'll masturbate
Entire family: LET'S HAVE A FAMILY REUNION IN YOUR ROOM IS THAT OKAY
Great grandmother: HELLO
dink-182: perlahaha: hey baby, if it’s not too much treble, i’d really like to ‘B’ with you … naturally. howling omg
mileysbonghit: me: “Don’t be late” me: *is late*
moord: i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly
That awkward moment when it's your birthday and...
most-awkward-moments: Rage comics, ‘when’ moments, memes, gifs- this blog has it all!
regenerador: hey did anybody stop kony
0ctopusssy: anne frank didn’t have to leave her room for two years so neither should I
philippineas: mentally ive had sex with you countless times
myspcefamous2012: the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast
tastyfucks: do you know why we’re all single we never forwarded those chain messages
I hate it when my mom thinks that whatever i do is...
chaystar: and im like.