April 2012
lampsarepeople2:
craigslisthottie:
only in canada
OH MY FUCKING
teacher: you failed your test
me: you failed to educate
-smacks teacher in face, run up and down the class high-fiving everybody i go past, jumps on teachers desk, and shits while screaming yolo-
goatsaymoo:
x
niggaimdeadass:
Rihanna passed away.
microwavepizzaoven:
rare photograph of sarah jessica parker assaulting paparazzi
i am like a goldfish everybody loves me in the first 2 weeks but after that they ignore me and flush me down a toilet while i’m sleeping
odair:
i’m assuming you’re a 40 year old pedophile if this is your icon
Me: I think I'll masturbate
Entire family: LET'S HAVE A FAMILY REUNION IN YOUR ROOM IS THAT OKAY
Great grandmother: HELLO
oh
dink-182:
perlahaha:
hey baby,
if it’s not too much treble,
i’d really like to ‘B’ with you
… naturally.
howling omg
mileysbonghit:
me: “Don’t be late”
me: *is late*
moord:
i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly
That awkward moment when it's your birthday and...
most-awkward-moments:
Rage comics, ‘when’ moments, memes, gifs- this blog has it all!
regenerador:
hey did anybody stop kony
0ctopusssy:
anne frank didn’t have to leave her room for two years so neither should I
philippineas:
mentally ive had sex with you countless times
myspcefamous2012:
the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast
tastyfucks:
do you know why we’re all single
we never forwarded those chain messages
I hate it when my mom thinks that whatever i do is...
chaystar:
and im like.