sailorsodomy: what yall lookin at i ain’t had no cake better mind yo damn business
fagjars: nobody is clever enough to appreciate my humor
whiteiphonehumper: all i wanna do is fit in my pants
maxfuckingbemis: what if toilets had feelings
El se cree tu principe azul y no llega ni a...
grantgustini: sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead
Girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than sexy
lmaogtfo: Guy: You’re beautiful Girl: No I’m not Guy: