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aquus:

before you have sex with me you have to earn it

take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.

pillory: justin bieber getting hit in the head from three different angles

pillory:

justin bieber getting hit in the head from three different angles

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

drgero:

whatyouwant.avi

mileyhighrus: stressful day in the office

mileyhighrus:

stressful day in the office

shavingryansprivates:

indepenisday:

Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player

wheres the kickstarter… i wanna pledge….

dylanobylan:

i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live